i am a magpie...
give me your shiny bits...
i will make my nest of them...

kittehkats:

Sweet Scottish Fold Kitten
 Found on wildmadness.com

kittehkats:

Sweet Scottish Fold Kitten

Found on wildmadness.com

natecrowder:

orangemagpie:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

natecrowder
 !!!!!!

Live the dream!

We neeeeeed to dooooooo this!

natecrowder:

orangemagpie:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

natecrowder
 !!!!!!

Live the dream!

We neeeeeed to dooooooo this!

bookoisseur:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

Still amazing.

oatmeal:

I found myself at a baby shower this weekend where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a notecard.

Bless you.

oatmeal:

I found myself at a baby shower this weekend where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a notecard.

Bless you.

smartgirlsattheparty:

crystal-celeste:

When I was a student, all that was told to me was how much my cultura didn’t matter. How important European art and standards are, and how totally dominant their aesthetic should be. All I wanted to do was tell my story. And I looked nothing like what is considered relevant or beautiful or important by society’s ideals. But I JUST.KEPT.GOING. Here are some of my pieces. I’m here to uplift and change who is in the spotlight. Powerful womyn of color. My indigenous sisters.

These are so great!! 

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420)

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

(Source: the-spooky-gatsby)